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  1. #1
    Administrator Cebby's Avatar
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    Aug 2005
    Pittsburgh, PA

    25 Signs You've Grown Up

    1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of

    2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

    3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

    4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

    5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.

    6. You watch the Weather Channel.

    7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and
    "break up."

    8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

    9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

    10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next
    door won't turn down the stereo.

    11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

    12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

    13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

    14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's

    15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

    16. You take naps.

    17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning
    of one.

    18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely
    upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

    19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not
    condoms and pregnancy tests.

    20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good ĊĊĊĊ."

    21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

    22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never
    going to drink that much again."

    23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for
    real work.

    24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

    25. When you find out your friends are pregnant you congratulate
    them instead of asking "Oh no, what the hell happened?"


    26: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that
    doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old ass.

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    Contributing Member MXtras's Avatar
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    Nov 2005
    Somewhere in Virginia

    Re: 25 Signs You've Grown Up

    Wow. It's official - I am an old fart...

    Except for #23....

    If it wasn't for the last minute I wouldn't get anything done

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