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    David Lettermen's Top 10 reasons there are no black Nascar drivers...

    Here is David Letterman's top 10 reasons that there are no Black NASCAR drivers:
    (Bet his life will be miserable after the NAACP sees this!)

    # 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
    # 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.
    # 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
    # 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.
    # 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Jr.
    # 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.
    # 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.
    # 3 - No Cadillac's approved for competition.
    # 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.

    AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR..

    #1 - They can' t wear their helmets sideways
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    Re: David Lettermen's Top 10 reasons there are no black Nascar drivers...

    Thats golden

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